How Can She Breast Slap of the Day: Khemmikka Na Songkhla runs a non-invasive breast augmentation clinic with the government’s blessing.
Did I say non-invasive breast augmentation? I sure did: No knives are involved in Khemmikka’s procedure — just a good ol’ fashioned breast slap.
The 44-year-old Bangkok-based beautician says her technique works — and she has a six-month Thai Health Ministry study to back her up.
A client’s claim that Khemmikka’s secret family slapping recipe caused her to develop breast cancer led to a government-funded study, which concluded that, not only did the slapping not cause cancer, but test subjects actually saw an increase in cup size.
Apparently, the unorthodox massage pushes chest fat into the breasts, making them seem larger. Khemmikka is willing to divulge her breast-slapping secrets, but it’ll cost ya: Her slapping courses start at $165,000.
[oddities.]
HAHAHAHA YES!
How Can She Breast Slap of the Day: Khemmikka Na Songkhla runs a non-invasive breast augmentation clinic with the government’s blessing.
Did I say non-invasive breast augmentation? I sure did: No knives are involved in Khemmikka’s procedure — just a good ol’ fashioned breast slap.
The 44-year-old Bangkok-based beautician says her technique works — and she has a six-month Thai Health Ministry study to back her up.
A client’s claim that Khemmikka’s secret family slapping recipe caused her to develop breast cancer led to a government-funded study, which concluded that, not only did the slapping not cause cancer, but test subjects actually saw an increase in cup size.
Apparently, the unorthodox massage pushes chest fat into the breasts, making them seem larger. Khemmikka is willing to divulge her breast-slapping secrets, but it’ll cost ya: Her slapping courses start at $165,000.
[oddities.]
HAHAHAHA YES!
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NEED SOME BOOB-SLAPPING, STAT! Link fix
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I love her! I especially like how when she talks about the price she’s all “yeah it’s expensive, you wanna fight about...
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Apparently her slapping classes cost 165,000 dollars. Where can i sign up? Also, where can i rob a bank?
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i needed this here so i don’t ever lose it. ever ever. ever.
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Is there a penis enlargement course? *looks both ways* I’m just curious. ;) Love to have someone slap my dick around...
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women don’t need plastic surgery pn. Kasi penampo je sudah setel. (Servis tampo menampo mcm ni pn ada)
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YOU MUST WATCH…SLAP YOUR WAY TO BIGGER TITS…Khemmikka...size…apparently,
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