How Can She Breast Slap of the Day: Khemmikka Na Songkhla runs a non-invasive breast augmentation clinic with the government’s blessing.
Did I say non-invasive breast augmentation? I sure did: No knives are involved in Khemmikka’s procedure — just a good ol’ fashioned breast slap.
The 44-year-old Bangkok-based beautician says her technique works — and she has a six-month Thai Health Ministry study to back her up.
A client’s claim that Khemmikka’s secret family slapping recipe caused her to develop breast cancer led to a government-funded study, which concluded that, not only did the slapping not cause cancer, but test subjects actually saw an increase in cup size.
Apparently, the unorthodox massage pushes chest fat into the breasts, making them seem larger. Khemmikka is willing to divulge her breast-slapping secrets, but it’ll cost ya: Her slapping courses start at $165,000.
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